You know you are in Bangkok when...

You know you are in Bangkok when:

1. You go to a bar and at the toilet you find a beautiful 'girl' next to you at the pissoir
2. When you on the street market finds an open selection of 'toys' (see photo)
3. When you still not really want to know what a ping pong show is
4. When you find street signs that can almost offend even a Danish open minded person (photo)
5. When the ashtray in a normal mexican restaurant look like on photo
6. When your coffee brand become a threat (sorry, you need to understand Danish to understand that photo)
7. When they dress up cute little rabbits and sell them on the street (photo) (yes, they are REAL rabbits; when I first saw them I thought they were toys; and I sure not hope they sell them for eating :-)
8. When you find a super large hotel (?) building; beautiful but never finished. And now abandoned
   
9. When you find street shops with fruits that you have no clue what are called
   
10. When you in the middle of a dirty street with ugly buildings find a very very beautiful temple (photo)
11. When you find elephants on the weirdest places
    
12. When you see ice cubes in the pissoir (someone please tell me why?)
    
13. When you see girls from a fitness center dressed up in (almost all) football country colours